Coruscant!
It's a nice place. Sort of.
I have an older brother who doesn't care about me. I have a father that doesn't really care about me either. And I had a mother who did care about me, but I still wasn't super close to her...
Become friends with a wookie, move to Cloud City, build a lightsaber even though I have ZERO interest in becoming a Jedi, and maybe open a restaurant. I dunno. I've always wanted to.
Every 'friend' I've ever had hasn't really been much of a friend to me. So none, I guess.
Parkour! I love doing it, and it's gotten me out of a lot of bad situations.
Human! Boring, isn't it? I would've liked to be a wookie though. I like wookies...
A wookie? I guess?
About a year ago, I was cornered by two guys that were around my age. They didn't know what they were doing. They were drunk out of their minds...Anyways, I had a gun. I really didn't want to have to use it... But they also had weapons and were about to kill me. I was forced to shoot them both. Gah. I hate killing. It's awful. I don't know how other bounty hunters do it without a second thought! That's why I'll only take jobs where I need to steal something, or where my gun is set to stun. No assassinating. Ugh.
It's quite the story, but it's glorious. I had infiltrated an enemy ship that WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE OFF, but it did ahead of schedule. I had gotten what I needed to get (I don't remember what it was... A holocron or something like that...) and I was rushing towards the escape pods. I encountered this intimidating fellow, who drew a red lightsaber and started to charge me. I had one small detonator left, but I wasn't going to throw it at him because I knew he would just use the Force on it and probably hurl it back towards me. I happened to be standing next to an elevator, but it was a few floors down. I threw the detonator at the elevator's door and blew them off. Grabbing the cables, I carefully slid down to where the elevator was. Then... The elevator started moving up. I was back where I started... Except in a smaller space. The Sith, grinning, stepped onto the top of the elevator and tried to stab me. He wasn't really thinking, because I side stepped his attack, threw an elbow at his chin, grabbed his arm, and swung--at the elevator's cable. It sliced though it like butter. I hurled myself towards the doorway and barely made it as the elevator fell several floors and crashed in a fiery explosion. Sorry for the long story. But I tell everybody about it. IT WAS SO AWESOME.
The Sith. Blah. Those are the only people that I wouldn't really feel bad for killing. They have no souls. They don't care about anything. They're mindless, heartless creatures.
Do people have archenemies? Uh... I don't know. Ask me another time.
Nope! I hope to keep it that way!
Deciding to be a bounty hunter. It's quite the job. I'm not going to be the same from it.
Glad I don't have to choose on this one, seeing that I don't have a best friend!
Like I said earlier... Move to Cloud City. And open a restaurant. Maybe I should retire soon. Even though I'm only 19. Why am I even doing this bounty hunter work... I suppose it pays well... but...
Bounty Hunter and hopefully restaurant owner someday but the bounty hunter business pays super well so I don't really want to quit. I'm not killing anybody so I guess I'll just stick to it for awhile longer. Wait, is this my subtitle thing? Wow. That'll be one long subtitle. Maybe I should stop now.
Lol, nice interview, Caspar! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. I liked that. Especially the answer to the best moment of his life. Can I just say: awesome!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I agree, temper problems and a lightsaber are a really bad combination. >.<