Interview with Essa and Alessa

Hello all!
Lylyss and I have made an interview for you to enjoy or for you to not-so-enjoy. First, we have the questions from Essa to Alessa, then the questions to Essa. 

Enjoy!

The questions for Alessa.

Essa: Hey, kid. I've got some questions for ya.
Alessa: Sure. Fire away.
Essa: What's it like being encased in carbonate?
Alessa: It's cold. And wet. You can't move. It's a bit like being asleep.
Essa: So . . . are you Athia and is Athia Alessa pretending to be Athia to trick Azong, or is Athia not really related to you at all, and just pretending to be your sis for some weird reason of hers?
Alessa: I'm not related to Athia. She just looks like me.
Essa: Did the above question make any sense at all?
Alessa: It did.
Essa: Do you like bounty hunting? Like--if it was up to you, which it's not--would you make me stop?
Alessa: It was kinda hard at the start. I'm sorry about the Malton thing. I hope you understand.
Essa: Who's your dad? Or do you not know?
My dad?… I have one memory of my dad. He had me sitting on his knee, bouncing me up and down.
Essa: How did Azong kidnap you?
I only have a fleeting memory of this, so wampa with me.
I was outside our house, watching some sand ants crawling across the sand. I heard a thud and looked up. There was a besalisk standing above me. At my young age, I wasn't scared of much, so I stared back at him. I had never seen anyone with four arms before. He looked down at me and said,
"Does this residence belong to the Tains?" He asked. I giggled and replied.
"My mama ish a Tain." I said.
"Good. I'm taking you." He said, then picked me up and threw me over my shoulder. I giggled all the more. Mama came out to see what I was laughing about. When she saw me she screamed then ran inside to get a sniper gun. She shot it at Azong, who the besalisk was. One of the laser shots hit me. I knew no more.
Essa: What do you remember last about your real Mama?
She tried to rescue me.
Essa: So assuming we live through the next few years, what do you want to be
when you grow up?
I want to be what you be. I want to do what you do.
Essa: What do you want for Christmas? Cuz I'm getting you an automatic blaster if you don't have some other preference. I know, I'm not good at this Mama-thing.
I want a new tunic. My current one is a little tatty.
Essa: Have I ever failed you? Is there anything I can do better?
I want a bigger room in our spaceship. And some more winter clothes.

The questions for Essa.

1. What is your current bounty?Essa: *loads blaster while chewing on a toothpick* Meh. Shor To. But I've also got it out for a certain Piknab. And Iggy. And Dorn. And Malton. And Azong. Yeah. I'm gonna be pretty busy.
2. What did you think of Athia when she came to you first?
Essa: *fires blaster at target* *blaster jams* Grr... *bangs it on table* Athia? Lessa's supposed sister? Well, I didn't really know what to think. She wasn't as sweet as Lessa. But she was smart, I'll give her that. Too smart. . . I like Lessa more.
3. Where do you want to go next?
Essa: Somewhere out of the way, where I can get Pik and Iggy without the authorities' interference. *bangs jammed blaster on table again* Revenge. I love revenge. It's just so much fun.
4. Do you have any secret plans you could tell us?
Essa: Well, if I did tell you, they wouldn't be secret anymore. *grins broadly, eyes bugging out*
5. Do you have anything against Malton?
Essa: Sheesh, yeah. *bangs blaster on table again* *blaster fires off* Ha! *reloads* Malton. He shows up with my daughter with no explanation for how he got her. That's just plain ol' creepy. And I don't like creepers. *shoots target* So I'm gonna hunt him down after I finish off the others and squeeze the answers outta him.
6. Do you want to kill Azong?
Essa: *rapid fires the target full of holes* YES. Is that even a question? Of course I want to kill him! He kidnapped my little girl for goodness sakes! Nobody does that and lives to tell the tale. *fires several more shots until she runs out of ammo*
7. If you do, why?
Essa: Cuz he's a kidnapping Sith who reminds me of my self-centered brothers in a lot of ways, and he carbonited my little girl, and he nearly killed Koynar, and he tricked me into coming to Cloud City, and he tossed me in a bacta tank without my consent . . . I could go on for a long, long, long time . . . *reloads* Point is, he's a goner. A dead man walking.
8. What did you think when you whacked a hammer into Gnawthrul's face?
Essa: *grins* Heh. Something along the lines of "YEEEHAAWW!" Let's just say that was probably the most fulfilling moment of my life . . . I still haven't gotten over the look in his eyes when--when--when . . . *collapses into belly-laughs*
9. What did you think of Gnawthrul calling Lessa "Sweetheart"?
Essa: I thought he was being his usual self. *reloads and fires* Yeah, he's begging to go on my hit list . . .
10. Anything else?
Essa: Not much. Nope. *reloads, fires, repeats. Target is in shreds*

Lylyss Silvertree and Raptor Vrangeree

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