Did You Know?

Did you know that...

Naina writes cryptic poetry?
Ver has never tasted chocolate?
The Universe is infested with Space Wetas?
Kian's middle name is Saman?
Kian thinks his middle name is James?
Thanatos was named after a personification of death?
Lanna gave Valin his Lightsaber?
Javez left his equipment on the Felrell?
The aforementioned box of equipment is rigged to blow up if anyone opens it?
Essa is scared of Javez Junior?
Cotrand's mom made good donuts?
The bounty hunters once conspired to blow Jorus up?
Kian has been paralyzed twice?
Kazadan likes Coldplay?
Kazadan once crashed Master Kiri's ship?
Dorn has the Coruscant Police after him?
Dorn has the Tatooine Police after him?
Dorn has Pyre after him?
Dorn has two other bounty hunters (Ka Vardak and Bercudas) after him?
Dorn had better hide?
Adali stole one of Cotrand's cards?
The Firegator has a fondu set?
There are five other Jedi named Cotrand, besides Cotrand Quen?
Essa has a Facebook?
Datapads have taken the place of smartphones in the Star Wars Universe?
Either Pik or Iggy are lying about their surname?
The Jedi Temple has been attacked five times at least?
Tython has a Police Force?
Uncle Bartie has a brother?
Kamron used a blaster made of soap to blackmail the villagers into obedience?
Inir spelled Aza's name wrong when he wrote the first hit list?
Coruscant is experiencing sewage problems because of Javez's thermal detonators?
Kian tried to carjack a passing Gungan?
Gnawthrul eventually killed the Gungan?
Essa was originally going to have multiple personalities?
Kian was originally going to "become a Sith and die" according to Warrior?
Gamey always intended to kill Si?
Jarayim makes up fantasy worlds?
Astrid hallucinates about cute likkle bunny wabbits?
Gnawthrul is wanted in seven systems?
Essa is wanted in fourteen systems?
Essa can't drive a spaceship?
The bounty hunters have collected 54,500 RC over the past few days? Or at least they will have when they deliver Eerikim. (Okay, that's a little out-of-date…)
Gnawthrul has a butler?
Nordan only eats gluten-free? Okay, I made that up on the spot. But he does now.
Naina's Jedi Master was named Handrid Varias?
Naina's Sith Master is named Darth Jaranna?
Gorbo the Hutt has committed the Fallacy of the Undistributed Middle?

It goes ever on, my friends.
Lylyss Silvertree
Blog Editor

(edited and published by Dmitri Pendragon due to the fact that Lylyss had forgotten this post)