Some random facts about the CaC2 Star Wars Battle.
Did You Know…
…that Naina is 43 years old?
…that Si Dan has a robotic thumb?
…that Jaraal's personality was originally described as 'quiet'?
…that Inir is not very tough?
…that Gnawthrul has spiked brass knuckles?
…that Neera uses a form of fighting that has not yet been invented?
…that Essa was trained as a Jedi?
…that Kazadan is not very good with the Force?
…that Kian and Astrid have the same last name?
…that Jorus is 26 years old?
…that Tarmys has white hair at 39?
…that Gorbo the Hutt is the oldest listed character, at 193 years old?
…that Ora is only 73 years old?
…that both Jaraal and Annabeth use black sabers?
…that GRR has the audacity to attack Gnawthrul in order to save Kian?
…that Azong has two double-bladed sabers and two single-bladed sabers?
…that there are two Nautolans in the CaC2 Star Wars Battle?
…that five Sith have wielded the power of Zaul to date?
…that there is one Kel Dor, one Twi'lek, one Hutt, one Yodalien, one Argonian, one Trandoshan, one Gungan, and one Mirilian in the Star Wars Battle?
…that three of the Jedi use yellow lightsabers?
…that Cypher has a shoto?
…that Jorus has a hit list?
…that Gorbo the Hutt is very popular among bounty hunters?
…that the first character to die was Master Ti, on the very first post?
…that Jorus is reputedly scarier than Gnawthrul?
…that droids are rewarded with bathrobes?
…that Jedi and Sith both enjoy sprinkly doughnuts?
…that Gamey is killing off his characters?
…that Gnawthrul has a mechanical face, arm and leg?
…that the CaC2ers believe this should be in the new Star Wars movie?
…that Zuc'ar hates the colour purple?
…that Si Dan was the seventh character introduced?
…that Essa has three lightsabers and two blasters?
…that the five first targets on Mark and Essa's hit list were Ona Lay, Cypher Solari, Aza Valline, Si Dan, and Jaraal Starrunner?
…that Jaraal is able to make illusions that change his appearance?
…that Zuc'ar uses Jar'Kai?
…that the presence of Arizael, who once wielded the power of Zaul, was first mentioned on page 326 (three pages after the battle started)?
…that Si once made a Force Jump with a broken arm?
…that Kian crashed a starfighter in order to kill Jaraal?
…that Kian had a dislocated spine after the first battle of CaC2?
…that Si used the Force to make a medic think that he wanted to dump a bucket of cold water over his head?
…that Cypher can speak Huttese?
…that Dorn has a lightsaber?
…that Kian did not want Si to become his master?
…that Si remembers a Jedi Padawan who turned to the Dark Side and slaughtered countless Jedi before being slain by Si?
…that there are secret docks in the Jedi Temple that Mark knows about?
…that space travel makes Essa sick?
…that Naina was not very enthusiastic about being the replacement master of Aza?
…that the closest anyone has got to wounding Jorus is blasting a few holes in his robes?
…that Kazadan now has one of Essa's three lightsabers in his possession?
…that Essa is scared stiff of Jorus?
…that Gnawthrul's first appearance was in the throne room of Inir Tarath?
…that both Mark and Essa have shot Ari?
…that Ari is a pickpocket?
…that Gnawthrul's first reaction to R1 was to blast the droid with Force lightning?
…that Jorus and Cald both use Electric Judgement?
…that Si Dan's last words were "I am glad to have gone out fighting…"?
…that R1 was heartbroken at Si's death?
…that Aza packed robes, lightsabers and blasters for her mission to Korriban?
…that Javez flies a ship named the Corncob?
…that Kazadan is never trapped the same way twice?
…that Kalen refers to tracking devices as 'buggies'?
…that Essa trained both as a Sith and a Jedi?
…that there are 27 names on Mark and Essa's hit list?
…that Dorn used to be a Jedi?
…that there was once a Sith who used Vaapad?
…that Jaraal can use the Power of Zaul to change matter into dark energy?
…that Gnawthrul can shatter windows with the Force?
…that Gnawthrul is trying to kill Essa because she failed with the hit list?
…that Jorus will no longer speak or recognise any of Neera's actions because she saved Gnawthrul from death?
…that Dorn thinks Iggy is obnoxious?
…that Cald uses sedatives against opponents?
…that Gnawthrul and Nordan called Essa 'Ess'?
…that Jorus, Cald and Tarmys use a form of fighting called Garad-Cho, which is not a real lightsaber form?
…that a Sith trooper named Barras trapped a Jedi Councilmember under a broken speeder?
…that Gorbo the Hutt wears a fedora with a womp rat inside a cage on top?
…that Essa tried to choke Honar, Gorbo's womp rat?
…that Master Kiri thinks that Zadock destroyed his Council chair?
…that Tarmys came up with an idea to send Jedi saboteurs into the Sith worlds to stir them up against each other?
…that Gorbo the Hutt considers 50,000 credits to be a small amount?
…that Alessa knows Hutts as 'big slugs'?
…that Kazadan Sarsis, Jorus Travar, Shor To, and Iggy Ruffel are all enemies of Gorbo?
…that Lylyss bribed Gamey to get on CaC2 by making him a bagel?
…that Jorus wants to kill each and every Sith personally?
…that Annabeth is slightly similar to Aracora?
…that Koynar is interested in Essa for some reason?
Enjoy!
Dmitri Pendragon
Blog Moderator
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LOL! Those are great! :P I laughed so hard... some of those I didn't know, but a good many were familiar... :D this is hilarious. This site is officially my favorite.
ReplyDelete-Lylyss
That's good to hear.
DeleteWow, even I didn't know that Cypher could speak Huttese! I must have forgotten... :P
ReplyDeleteI sort of remember something about Cypher saying a phrase in Huttese at the beginning..
DeleteLy
Yes, that's where I got it from.
DeleteYeah, I figured he must've. I seem to enjoy making my characters mutter in different languages :P
ReplyDelete~Ellron
"...that Kian did not want Si to become his master?"
ReplyDeleteWait... when was this? I vaguely remember something about this, but... :P
WoA
It was after Kian tried to leave and Naina and Si stopped him. He was thinking that Si was a pawn of the Order and that both were trying to control him.
DeleteAnnabeth is kind of similar to Aracora, but just barely. Why do you keep saying that?
ReplyDeleteBecause she reminds me of Aracora when she jumps around in fights.
DeleteAh. I do not see the similarities.
Delete. . . that Dae and Ver are apparently either boring or not well-developed enough, because they don't appear once on this list? xD
ReplyDeleteI'm not complaining, BTW. Just stating something I noticed. Also, I now feel like I should've made Ora older. Oh well. I think there was a canonical member of the Council who was only in his 70s.
This list made me laugh a lot. Thanks for putting it together, Dmitri!