Jaraal has begun to give me advice about what I should do. No, really. He told me last night that (paraphrase) I should get rid of everyone who doesn't help me.
*headdesk*
Being against the ways of the Sith, I refused. But share your own experiences with me. Can you hear your own characters saying things to you? (Warrior, I know you can…!)
And will you take their advice? Share what they've said. We can all have a good laugh about it.
Dmitri Pendragon
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Naina: Hey, Lylyss. Can I have a word with you?
ReplyDeleteMe: Sure, sweety. What's on your mind?
Naina: *scowls* I didn't ask for a Padawan. Why did you give me a Padawan?!?
Me: because I figured out that a Jedi Knight is beneath a Jedi Master in rank. Naina, you're 40-something and you're still a Knight? Ridiculous.
Naina: *pouts* Get rid of her.
Me: *quirks eyebrow*
Naina: Make Aza get kidnapped. I can run around and be heroic, plus I get the little brat off my back . . .
Me: *thinks about melodramatic opportunities* Done.
Iggy: AAAAHHHHH MESA NO LIKEN DIS AHHHHH
ReplyDeleteMe: Shh, I'm trying to sleep.
Iggy: AAAAHHHHH MESA NO LIKEN DIS AHHHHH
Me: *covers head with pillow*
Iggy: AAAAHHHHH MESA NO LIKEN DIS AHHHHH
:P
Hehe... yeah I might have had my characters talk to me once... okay, twice... *eye twitch* Maybe three times... *scoots out of room*
ReplyDeleteMom: Can you take the compost out?
Kian: NO! NO! NO! YOU WILL NOT CONTROL ME!!!
Me: Oh please, shut up Kian...
And basically the exact same scenario happened with a different, but similar character. 0.x
Another time I was walking past my brother, and he was doing something that slightly annoyed me, and I nearly gave him a good thrashing - it literally took me a moment to realize that was Taras suggesting it...
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FAKE PIECE OF HALLUCINATION - NOT MY ANTI-CONSCIOUS!!! *Groan and rolls on the floor*
*Sigh* And then, of course, there are the times that I've felt like Kian was my brother. He's the first and only fictional character I have ever cried over.
Me: 2 WHOLE TEARS, KIAN. You should be respectful to me.
Kian: Yeah, yeah, yeah, jabber your mouth off author, you're lamer than ever telling the whole world you were crying over your hallucinations...
I had an interesting conversation with Cypher recently. It went something like this.
ReplyDeleteMe: *sitting in a chair playing DS*
Cypher walks up: You know, you should really try these sprinkley donuts.
Me: *looks up* Uh... um... okay? *looks back down then jerks head up* Wait a second... How the heck did you get out of my head!?!?!?!
Cypher: *nods* It's true. They taste really good. And you can use them as weapons two!
Me: Whatever, how did you get out of my head!?!?!?!?!
Cypher: You should really let me eat these more often. *munches on his third one since he entered the room*
Me: Okay, okay. But HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Cypher: Seriously, I can't get enough of!
Me: HOW DID YOU- oh nevermind.... *sighs*
Cypher: Okay, ttyl Master! *takes off bluetooth* Oh, hi Author! Were you saying something?
Me: *glares at Cypher holding eraser menacingly*
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After that it was sort of a blur... I'm not quite sure what happened...
Dorn: You're next on my hit list.
ReplyDeleteMe: *freaks out*
:P